The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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