I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
this hospital has no fireball
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Randomize
