it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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