Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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