my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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