We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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