So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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