Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My breasts were aching with rage.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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