I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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