I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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