Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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