turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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