i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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