And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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