I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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