I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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