he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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