My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
No subtext here. People are naked.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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