he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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