That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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