btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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