Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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