Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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