another moral hangover. fuck.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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