So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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