apparently the secret to your success is patron
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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