Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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