guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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