Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My bed smells like the plague
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