soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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