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• (916): View more from California

  and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex

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• (845): View more from New York

  Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

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  That would be so convenient

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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• (516): View more from New York

  I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?

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  I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.

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• (530): View more from California

  So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.

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• (559): View more from California

  But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?

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