Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy http://tfl.nu/zo8r
  Replies (5) Good night (698) Bad night (975) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (705): View more from Ontario

  he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (705): he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me http://tfl.nu/ycl5
  Replies (2) Good night (631) Bad night (1475) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase http://tfl.nu/yg43
  Replies (11) Good night (4272) Bad night (1124) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college" http://tfl.nu/g9gr
  Replies (20) Good night (924) Bad night (3445) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket... http://tfl.nu/7hai
  Replies (11) Good night (1312) Bad night (3451) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

  (979): View more from Texas

  I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me. (979): I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys. http://tfl.nu/btxr
  Replies (23) Good night (5351) Bad night (1597)
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro http://tfl.nu/28z8
  Replies (8) Good night (3720) Bad night (730) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you. http://tfl.nu/saac
  Replies (6) Good night (3570) Bad night (693) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011? http://tfl.nu/cw71
  Replies (15) Good night (3658) Bad night (928) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again. http://tfl.nu/gqov
  Replies (8) Good night (1902) Bad night (872) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher. http://tfl.nu/jcc0
  Replies (11) Good night (3602) Bad night (917) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend? http://tfl.nu/abvl
  Replies (28) Good night (7976) Bad night (964) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (432): View more from Texas

  Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (432): Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips?? http://tfl.nu/qj3i
  Replies (9) Good night (1140) Bad night (637) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs. http://tfl.nu/123h
  Replies (12) Good night (1002) Bad night (457) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable http://tfl.nu/z2xr
  Replies (1) Good night (148) Bad night (389) Order T-Shirt

Randomize