Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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