he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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