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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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