He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Randomize
