drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I cut my penus on the lid.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He did a backflip because drugs
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