it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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