Got a toothbrush?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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