I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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