it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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