We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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