i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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