I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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