i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I lost the right to judge tonight
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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