One girl and one boy is just not enough.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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