but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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