Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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