i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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