he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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