Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Randomize
