And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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