She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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